Tobuscus Assassins Creed Lyrics

Stargate. UbiSoft. SPARKLE!
A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaades.
And they say Rome wasn't built in a daaaaayyy-AH
BLOOM TRANSITION!
The birds get the hell out of there.
Because they know somethings going dooown.
Is he gonna die?
No, it's a medium shot.
Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he's the target.
Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance)
Take a second to look awesome,
Time to go.
Walk in slow motion, so you still look awesome.
That guard just saw you, now he's gonna shoot you.
Don't mind him, just keep looking awesome,
That shadow will take care of him,
WHITE!
Guard says, "Stop!", just kill him with your awesome,
The other one got hit by an arrow, so you're good.
PART THE RED SEA.
Hopefully these guys have good armor!
No they don't, mabye they do.
Theyeee dooon't!
Now act like you didn't do it. (They're not buying it!)
Target comes out of his shelter,
He's distracted by a feather,
He's like "SHOOT ME!"
He likes feathers.
He looks up when he remembers.
Ooh, I love birds!
Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE
Everywhere, PEOPLE DIE
Target doesn't die, he's fine.
Target sends horsemen to die.
KILL THE HORSE, THE RIDER FALLS DOWN!
KILL THE RIDER, THE RIDER FALLS DOWN!
(But targets still fine.)
Target nods and some other guards
That were hiding in pillars
COME OUT!
And take their formation
Target pulls out his sword
Target smells his sword,
NOT SURE WHY!
Mysterious hooded man jooooined by...
Ooother...
Hooded... People!
YOU"RE NEXT!
Ruuu-ning!
RUUUUNING!!
Slowmotion jump attack!