Meeting 1

 PART ONE
(Fade in from black. Shot of starry sky. Pans down to a small base. An Engineer and a Heavy from Team Fortress 2 are seen squatting by a map...)
Engineer: I don't know, we already have three turrets set up around the perimeter.
Heavy: Da, but the enemy had no idea zat vee have sandvich. (Gestures to a plate, where a single sandwitch, in the shape of a triangle, sits.)
Engineer: Okay, okay, we'll try your plan.
(Voice off stage right) "What plan?"
(Indiana Jones seems to appear out of the darkness.)
Engineer: Good, you're back. He (Gestures to Heavy) has a "brilliant" plan.
Heavy: Da. So, here is how it goes. Ve inviltrate ze enemy kampf. Then, ve use Spy, who is on a mission at ze moment, szlip in and put a sapper on ze enemy turret. (Gestures as if he's placing a sapper.) The sapper blow turret into sky, and I go in, Sasha blazing. (pats Sasha, his Minigun.)
Jones: So, where do I fit into this?
(Heavy pulls a Sniper Rifle out of his pack, along with an SMG and a pair of sunglasses.)
Heavy: You, Professor Jones, vill use dis veapon to give me long range backup. If any of those blue-team creeps get to you, shoot zem vith dis SMG, and send zem packzing.
(Indiana nods, placing the sunglasses on his head and slinging the Sniper Rifle on his back. He tosses his revolver onto the table.)
Jones: Take good care of her.
Engineer: (slipping gun into waist pocket) Can do, boss.
(Jones slips the SMG into his holster, and slumps against the wall, exhausted.)
Heavy: Good day, komrades.
(Fade to black...)