Mark VII

The Mark 7 combat armor, as proposed by Commander Lukas Wantamos, is a marvel of superior tech. It has a larger surface area for more weapons to be holstered on the right or left thigh, and has a huge ammo pack on the back, similar to the one on the back of Jorge S-052, who is deceased. The armor has a sprint increasing motors, that could break the bones of most humans when it is activated. The armor can run up to 72 mph.
As you can see by this dissection of the boot, three inches of armor protect the wearer from explosives as big as Lotus anti-tank mines. Also, the armor carries an "armor lock" ability that concentrates the shields into an indestructible field for ten seconds. Unlike older versions, this armor lock does not hinder the user at all. The user can take over three hundred shots from a Scorpion tank- all fired at once. Also, the user can expand his shield into a bubble, which he can move very slowly with. It heals soldiers in it, with tech we still do not understand, even though we built it. The armor can also hook up to one of the heavy mini-guns stationed on tripods, and it can become a fully mobile weapon with over a thousand rounds of ammo. This is the revolution of warfare. No weapon will ever be the same. Thank you for your time.
Signed,
Admiral Preston Cole

December is almost here!

Thanks to all the halo faans,
Blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg, honk blarg blarg, blarg!
And to all the red and blue guys,
Especiaaaalyyyeee tuuuuckeer!
Master Chief Is
Kickin azz,
And hes go-iing to come for you next!
Hide your children, hide your elders,
Peeedoo bear is here to play!
(To the tune of "Falalalalafalalala!" song)

Personal Equipment

Noble 1-Carter's helmet; COMMANDER [unknown]; unlocked at [unknown]
Noble 2-Kat's helmet; AIR ASSAULT v3; unlocked at Warrant Officer
Noble 3-Jun's Helmet; SCOUT v2; unlocked at Captain
Noble 4-Emile's Helmet; EVA-C v2; unlocked after purchasing all EVA helmet variants
Noble 5-Jorge's helmet; GRENADIER v2; unlocked at Warrant Officer

Kat's helmet

If you have unlocked Kat's helmet, you see in the description that it's an improved version of the standard ODST helmet.

New Title Background

More apropriate to the blog than Moustache fart...

MOUSTACHE FART

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Tobuscus Halo: Reach Lyrics

Blood Vi-O-Lence...
Space, zoom, fade,
This September
Dodge the spacepebbles, nicely done,
The Battle Begins,
Exit-A-Warthog,
Scene-from-Avatar
Side shot helicopters
Peek at the bad guys,
That girl has a robot arm,
Everybody-stares-atit, akward
Snipe at night time.
Go to battle.
Front shot suspense
Turn gun forward
Why wasn't gun already turned forward, NOW YOU'RE DEAD!
Jump, catch him pull him up!
City's burning,
Thanks to guys with pincer mouths,
You need a bigger guuuuun!
Hey, there, what's in your hand
DOG TAGS!
What's in his, blue light!
Airplane takeoff,
Going to space,
to help these guys,
Fighting these guys,
Got one, dodge the lightning plasma,
But keep shooting. The most anticipa...
Halo Reeeach!
Global warming is the least of their wooorries.